apparently the point of these commercials are to make you want to buy one of their burgers and make you think you might get raped by the Burger King at the same time. like killing two birds with one stone, in a disturbed, Jigsaw-like sense.
look i don't care if he gives me a sandwich when i wake up, if i find "The King", as he and local police authorities call him, in my bed when i wake up i will definitely not handle the situation as calmly as this man. in fact my reaction would probably involve a baseball bat from under my bed. sorry King you shoulda called first.
you wait BK one day you'll make a commercial where the King is watching some dude in the shower and then gives him a burger and you'll think it's fine. but the feeling we might get raped will overpower the feelings of wanting a burger and then that crackhead clown that drives a shoe car will win. one day Burger King, one day you'll go too far.
and don't think having him almost kill a construction worker wasn't pushing it.
i'm watching you Burger King.
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