I'm a PC

i'm a PC and i make really lame commercials just because my biggest competitor Mac made some really original commercials that a lot of people liked and now i'm jealous.

Better Than Voting

you know what the only thing better than the American people voting for the right candidate to lead our country for the next four years is?

knife fight.

Obama vs. Mccain. the one who doesn't bleed to death from stab wounds is leader of the free world.

say what you want, but people would tune in to see that on tv.

Ralph Nader Talks to a Parrot

this (other than Gravel's rock toss) is the oddest youtube video for a presidential candidate i've seen. i wondered what was so important that Nader couldn't find the time to accept my Myspace friend request...now i know, he had to talk to a Parrot named Cardozo....i can't understand why this guy doesn't get elected!?!?!?

enjoy.

My Hell

i just spent 3 1/2 hours helping my mom move all the stuff in her K-5 classroom to a different room at the school because she's changing grades to 1st grade. which as you can imagine is exactly how any 17 year old guy wants to spend his Saturday...getting up at 10 AM and helping move boxes for 3 1/2 hours. that's exactly what i was looking forward to all week during school. i'm so glad it became a reality.

next week i want to wake up at 7 AM and get shot in the face. possibly have a screwdriver shoved in my ear. or maybe even have a monkey bite off one of my testicles and roll it around in his mouth like Jollyrancher for a while. but i can only hope those plans don't fall through at this point. cross your fingers!!!

Ronald Mcdonald's Prayer

you know what Ronald Mcdonald prays for?

i'm thinking world peace, a sexy clown burger-lovin girlfriend, and fresher patties.

either that or that he won't wake up with the Burger King in his bed with a sandwich anymore...



either way i completely understand.

KANYE ATTACKS!

"Kanye attacks!"- that is actually on myspace right now, where you can click to see the "attack" video. since when is Kanye West breaking a camera categorized in the same as a tiger ripping someones face apart? how wide is the range of events that can be described as an attack?

is it like any thing from a musician or little known celebrity breaking any kind of photography equipment to a savage wolf pack attack that kills 1 to 200 people?

that's a wide range.

apparently me squashing the mosquito that was flying around my head earlier was a savage attack!

thank you myspace, you continue to teach me so much.

Text Messages With Jesus

i don't just pray to him, i text him. and this is just one of many interesting conversations via texting i've had with The Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jesus: sup
me: sup Jesus
Jesus: what u up 2? jk, i kno lol
me: ha yea what u doin?
Jesus: chillin'...dad's bein annoying
me: that sux
Jesus: ya i saw u today...nice shirt LOL!
me: wtf??
Jesus: jk rofl
me: stop playin' Jesus!
Jesus: k, i got 2 go.
me: cool later
Jesus: laterz!

Penguins To The Misrepresentation

i just finished reading the childrens book "Penguins to the Rescue" and i have to say... it was a load of crap. besides lacking a good plot and having poorly developed characters, i really feel like the whole book is a lie. the penguins in the book don't even rescue anyone! there's this baby seal that's lost from his mother and they jump around and entertain him until his mother comes back. how is that a rescue? that's not a rescue, that's distracting someone until they are rescued by someone else. there's a big difference!

next time i'm so bored that i'm willing to read a book originally intended for 3-6 year olds, i will definitely be avoiding all the books by this author. and if this is ever made into a movie i will not be going to the movie theater to see it. so don't even think about it Dreamworks!

man, disappointing childrens books really make me peeved!

The Only Labor Allowed Today...

... is people working to build a city on rock & roll!

whether you like this song or not(i'm guessing not, but who knows, people like Ashley Tisdale, so anythings possible), the video is filled with hilarious stuff like giant dice, a singing Abe Lincoln statue and much more. i can't stop watching it. it's the 80's at it's best and definitely worth a watch.

We Built This City (On Rock and Roll) - Starship