Saturday, November 29, 2008

If The Glove Fits

i recently bought some black batting gloves. they're cool but i always have to remind myself when i put them on...am i about to bat or murder someone?

you'd surprised how often the answer is murder someone. don't worry, i'm not stupid. i got a second pair that doesn't fit my hands.




Disclaimer: i am not really a murderer, the gloves i recently bought will only be used for baseball purposes and maybe petty theft. i can assure you no one will die at my hands. please don't have me as a suspect in any murder investigation. unless the murdered person is the lead singer of Creed. in which case i will be happy to take responsibility for that. just as long as it happens. good day to you, sir or madam.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Obama is President!

in case somehow you haven't heard. Obama won! and despite the desires of Jesse Jackson, he did with nuts intact. well played Mr. Barack.

i will leave you with an altered quote from Dr. Suess...

"and Ann Coulter's Adam's apple grew three sizes that night."