Sunday, July 20, 2008

Man Dresses as Simon Cowell...Sort Of

[July 16] "Calvin Morett, the 19-year-old from Saratoga Springs, N.Y., who dressed as a 6-foot-tall penis at his high school graduation, publicly apologized for the stunt. The apology was part of the judge's sentence after Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct." ( via weirdnews.about.com)

i'm guessing this guy didn't have to dress up like a giant penis for everyone to know that he was one already.

i think we, as a people, need to stop this guy from having children. there's no kid in the world who deserves to grow up hearing about his dad dressing up like a giant genital for his high school graduation. it just has 'therapy' written all over it.

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