Woman stabs herself during Wiccan ceremony

LEBANON, Ind. -" A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a cemetery in central Indiana.

Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery, police said.

Gunther said she was performing the ceremony to give thanks for a recent run of good luck. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon.

Gunther said was aiming to put the sword in the ground, but hit her foot instead.

"It wasn't the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot," she said."

the irony is so thick in this story, it's making it very hard for me to breathe at the moment. i'm literally being suffocated by the irony in this story. although my suffocation may have something to do with the fact that i haven't stopped laughing for the past 15 minutes since i read this story.

sometimes real life is truly funnier than anything ever written.