Thursday, June 26, 2008

Shaq + Microphone = The Greatest Rapper of All Time

apparently shaq had something to say to his old teammate Kobe Bryant about him losing the NBA Finals...and also mentions his, i'm sure, massive buttocks numerous times in the process.



ok, so his freestyle rapping isn't the greatest or the most gangsta or even really that smart, but don't worry about him he's still got street cred left over from the movie "Kazaam".



and also all the serious rap respect i'm sure he gained from appearing in this commercial where he is riding perhaps the strongest horse that ever lived.



so don't worry people Shaq doesn't have to spit fire every time he touches the mic, all he has to do is live off his previous work that has gained him much respect on the streets as a serious rapper.

i'm sure Shaq will go down with Tupac and Snoop Dogg as one of the greatest of all time.

word.

until next time my 300 pound basketball player turned rapper freestyle fans.

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