my to do list for today:
-go to trial, blame everything on Colonel Mustard in the Library with the candlestick
-hope there is actually a guy out there named Mustard, who is a Colonel...and has a history of killing people with candlesticks
-google my name, then cry
-involuntarily listen to Bubbly by Colbie Caillat for the 10 millionth time
-murder whoever decided to put I Love New York and Flavor of Love on the air instead of music on VH1
-wipe blood from knife
-again blame Colonel Mustard, that poor man
-check my facebook
-find Waldo, and kick him in the face
-sign up for anger management classes
and that's just on a normal day, you don't wanna know what i do on holidays.
until next time friends.
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