i thought i would help whoever the future president of America will be by showing some things that they should and shouldn't do when they are elected, based on President Bush's time in office.
DO NOT give yourself nicknames like "The Decider". look if a regular guy like me can't call himself "The Pleasure Vessel" and get away with it, you can't call yourself that and expect us to just accept it.
DO take speech classes. it matters how good you sound. you're going to be talking at presidential speeches at the White House, not at your high school's pep rally.
"fool Jefferson High once shame on us, fool Jefferson High twice...well, you're not gonna fool us again."
DO NOT dance...ever. you're the President in Washington D.C. not doing a one-man show in Vegas. you should remind us of Abraham Lincoln, not Wayne Newton.
DO help people in flooded areas. because people can't live underwater. they don't have any fish parts, even if you may think so.
"hehe, it's ok, they've got gills."
DO NOT start an unpopular war...even if you really really super want to real bad.
well hopefully that will help when the new president is elected and in office. but i'm sure Obama/Mccain will find a whole new set of ways to screw over the American people.
ugh, until next time people.
Friday, June 20, 2008
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