Showing posts with label Earth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Earth. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Earth Is Flat!

at least according to The Flat Earth Society it is. holy crap i can't believe this is an actual website. http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

some gems from their FAQ's include stuff like this:

Q: "Is this site for real?"

A: This site is real. There are people who seriously believe the Earth is flat. However, there are also people on this site who do not.

Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"

A: It's a conspiracy

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"

A: There is a vast ice wall that keeps the water where it is. The ice wall is roughly 150ft high. This also explains why you can find a vast plane of ice when you travel south.

Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"

A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

Q: "How are the world governments organized enough to carry out this conspiracy?"

A: They only appear to be disorganized to make the conspiracy seem implausible.

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.