If The Glove Fits

i recently bought some black batting gloves. they're cool but i always have to remind myself when i put them on...am i about to bat or murder someone?

you'd surprised how often the answer is murder someone. don't worry, i'm not stupid. i got a second pair that doesn't fit my hands.




Disclaimer: i am not really a murderer, the gloves i recently bought will only be used for baseball purposes and maybe petty theft. i can assure you no one will die at my hands. please don't have me as a suspect in any murder investigation. unless the murdered person is the lead singer of Creed. in which case i will be happy to take responsibility for that. just as long as it happens. good day to you, sir or madam.