Text Messages With Jesus

i don't just pray to him, i text him. and this is just one of many interesting conversations via texting i've had with The Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jesus: sup
me: sup Jesus
Jesus: what u up 2? jk, i kno lol
me: ha yea what u doin?
Jesus: chillin'...dad's bein annoying
me: that sux
Jesus: ya i saw u today...nice shirt LOL!
me: wtf??
Jesus: jk rofl
me: stop playin' Jesus!
Jesus: k, i got 2 go.
me: cool later
Jesus: laterz!