Ok, Wow

it has been a really long time since i've had the urge to post in here. nobody really reads this anyway so i guess it doesn't matter much but....

i saw this and it confused me, because it seems completely unnecessary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QAOQRx0-g

it's the Iphone commercial that tells you there is an app. for reading books. so now i guess you can finally take your book on that long roadtrip. thank God!...you know books aren't losing popularity because they aren't easy to carry around with you. they're losing popularity because you have to read them.

you disappoint me Iphone. if you weren't so cool looking, trendy, and something that would raise my overall rank in society i would never want you.

If The Glove Fits

i recently bought some black batting gloves. they're cool but i always have to remind myself when i put them on...am i about to bat or murder someone?

you'd surprised how often the answer is murder someone. don't worry, i'm not stupid. i got a second pair that doesn't fit my hands.




Disclaimer: i am not really a murderer, the gloves i recently bought will only be used for baseball purposes and maybe petty theft. i can assure you no one will die at my hands. please don't have me as a suspect in any murder investigation. unless the murdered person is the lead singer of Creed. in which case i will be happy to take responsibility for that. just as long as it happens. good day to you, sir or madam.

Obama is President!

in case somehow you haven't heard. Obama won! and despite the desires of Jesse Jackson, he did with nuts intact. well played Mr. Barack.

i will leave you with an altered quote from Dr. Suess...

"and Ann Coulter's Adam's apple grew three sizes that night."

Now That Rocsi's on Board

i wasn't sure who i would vote for this year but since Rocsi from BET's video countdown show 106 and Park has thrown her endorsement behind Obama i believe my mind is made up.


take notes Colin Powell, this is how you endorse someone. in less than 20 seconds and on Bad Boy Records youtube channel.

shot, stabbed, and hit with a brick

i was pleasantly surprised by Comedy Central's Chocolate News. with stuff like this, you know i'll be watching.

I'm a PC

i'm a PC and i make really lame commercials just because my biggest competitor Mac made some really original commercials that a lot of people liked and now i'm jealous.

Better Than Voting

you know what the only thing better than the American people voting for the right candidate to lead our country for the next four years is?

knife fight.

Obama vs. Mccain. the one who doesn't bleed to death from stab wounds is leader of the free world.

say what you want, but people would tune in to see that on tv.