Now That Rocsi's on Board

i wasn't sure who i would vote for this year but since Rocsi from BET's video countdown show 106 and Park has thrown her endorsement behind Obama i believe my mind is made up.


take notes Colin Powell, this is how you endorse someone. in less than 20 seconds and on Bad Boy Records youtube channel.

shot, stabbed, and hit with a brick

i was pleasantly surprised by Comedy Central's Chocolate News. with stuff like this, you know i'll be watching.

I'm a PC

i'm a PC and i make really lame commercials just because my biggest competitor Mac made some really original commercials that a lot of people liked and now i'm jealous.

Better Than Voting

you know what the only thing better than the American people voting for the right candidate to lead our country for the next four years is?

knife fight.

Obama vs. Mccain. the one who doesn't bleed to death from stab wounds is leader of the free world.

say what you want, but people would tune in to see that on tv.

Ralph Nader Talks to a Parrot

this (other than Gravel's rock toss) is the oddest youtube video for a presidential candidate i've seen. i wondered what was so important that Nader couldn't find the time to accept my Myspace friend request...now i know, he had to talk to a Parrot named Cardozo....i can't understand why this guy doesn't get elected!?!?!?

enjoy.

My Hell

i just spent 3 1/2 hours helping my mom move all the stuff in her K-5 classroom to a different room at the school because she's changing grades to 1st grade. which as you can imagine is exactly how any 17 year old guy wants to spend his Saturday...getting up at 10 AM and helping move boxes for 3 1/2 hours. that's exactly what i was looking forward to all week during school. i'm so glad it became a reality.

next week i want to wake up at 7 AM and get shot in the face. possibly have a screwdriver shoved in my ear. or maybe even have a monkey bite off one of my testicles and roll it around in his mouth like Jollyrancher for a while. but i can only hope those plans don't fall through at this point. cross your fingers!!!

Ronald Mcdonald's Prayer

you know what Ronald Mcdonald prays for?

i'm thinking world peace, a sexy clown burger-lovin girlfriend, and fresher patties.

either that or that he won't wake up with the Burger King in his bed with a sandwich anymore...



either way i completely understand.